Total Medals Earned: 3,692 (From 551 different games.) Total Medal Score: 64,410 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (45/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (60/60 points)
Submit a world.
Load a world from the server.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (40/40 points)
show a bug who's boss
collect 70 or more coins
complete the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 20/20 (490/490 points)
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Restore the fountain's flow
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 7/7 (350/350 points)
Have 20 Italians helping you in the kitchen!
Have 20 cursors on the pizza at once.
Have 20 Pizzabot 3000s going at once.
Have 25,000 pizzas at once
Have 20 Super Ovens churning out 'zas.
Have 20 ships sailing the seas of cheese.
Have 100,000 pizzas at once
Medals Earned: 2/8 (75/210 points)
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Save the galaxy.
Get a delightful history lesson.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (55/105 points)
Get all 4 small items' prices incorrect.
Get all 4 small items' prices correct.
Score $0 on the Plinko board.
Score $21,000 or more on the Plinko board.
Score $30,100 or more on the Plinko board.
Score $41,000 or more on the Plinko board.
Medals Earned: 24/24 (180/180 points)
Unlocked the Bear character
Unlocked the Chicken character
Unlocked the Cloaked man character
Unlocked the Dinosaur character
Unlocked the Fancyman character
Unlocked the Hazmat character
Unlocked the Knight character
Unlocked the Ninja character
Unlocked the Pirate character
Unlocked the Pumpkinman character
Unlocked the Purple fancyman character
Unlocked the Rabbit character
Unlocked the Robot character
Unlocked the Santa character
Unlocked the Skeleton character
Unlocked the Soldier character
Unlocked the Streaker character
Unlocked the Yellowman character
Fall 100 Metres
Fall 600 metres
Fall 400 metres
Fall 800 metres
Fall 1000 metres
Fall 1200 metres
Medals Earned: 5/8 (35/90 points)
Land a jump with more than 1000 points.
Travel further than 500 metres in one jump.
Beat the game in less than 50 swings.
Travell further than 1000 metres in one jump.
Land a jump with more than 2000 points.
Beat the game in less than 25 swings.
Travel further than 2000 metres in one jump.
Land a jump with more than 4000 points.