Total Medals Earned: 3,716 (From 553 different games.) Total Medal Score: 64,730 Points
Medals Earned: 3/11 (70/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 3/10 (60/440 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 22/22 (305/305 points)
Hit the floor
Create new life
Peek in the hole, I dare you...
Get it
SNOOOooorrrrttttt!!!!
I wonder if he's hiring?
Ride the Elevator
Get rid of the crows
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/155 points)
Found a Bronze Key!
Found a Silver Key!
Earn 50 Gold in the shop.
Found a Gold Key!
Found the BOSS KEY!
Earn 200 Gold in the shop.
Earn 500 Gold in the shop.
Beat Thrash!
Rescue Hilda!
Medals Earned: 12/55 (65/500 points)
Play a song.
Get an achievement.
Perform a 25-hit combo.
Get a silver star.
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Encounter a boss.
Get a silver on 'In Love With Myself'.
Get a star on three different songs.
Unlock two new guitars.
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 14/46 (100/490 points)
Play as a Wizard!
Play as a Monk!
Play as an Esper!
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Warrior!
Play as a Rogue!
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Carry 350 Coins
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Get an Orange Belt
Use your Second Wind!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Get 35 points in any stat
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Reach the Second Area!
Get -3 in any stat!
Reach Level 10!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Conquer the Arena!
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Medals Earned: 4/14 (70/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/85 points)
Pick up some fuel
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up a battery
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'